Harold and Sydnie are friends at Lone Peak. Harold wants more. Sydnie wants a Mood Ring, because she doesn't know if Harold is emotionally stable. He isnt, but she doesn't know that. She gives Harold the mood ring, he can't understand why. The relationship goes well, then it plummits.
A wise old man named Geoffrey and his trainee Ling are in a ryokan (Japanese inn). One sushi roll left. It has eel. Geoffrey and Ling both love eel. Both want it. Ling is much more generous than Geoffrey, but Geoffrey won't just take it. He wants to fight Ling.
Two drunk whores stagger around a party. They see a cardboard cutout of a man, and both feel like they want to do dirty things to it all night. Neither wants to have a threesome, so drunk whore #1 smacks drunk whore #2. Drunk whore #2 falls asleep right then.
Haha these are brilliant! :D they made me laugh, and I love the first one, how you started it like it was a traditional story then pulled out the rug from underneath me. Great job! :)
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