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Friday, September 30, 2011

I totally rock!

You have your orders!  Rock out!

Rock out like you finally worked up the courage to ask the girl of your dreams on a date, and she said sure.  Rock out like after that date, she told you she likes you, and kissed you.

Rock out like you scored the game winning points of the Super Bowl.  Rock out like the wood just got polished.  Rock out like the biggest wave just crashed into you, and you stood stock still.

Rock out like you found out you are accepted for who you are.  Rock out like you just prevented a major war with a few words.  Rock out like the earth is slowly burning.

Rock out like no one is judging what you do.  Rock out like you just figured out women, the universal mystery.  Rock out like you got a 4.0.  Rock out like you got promoted.
Rock out like you got a raise.  Rock out like you just prevented someone close to you from commiting suicide.  Rock out like you found 2pak, John Lennon, Micheal Jackson and Sasquatch in a small cave in Croatia.

Rock out like you just got married.  Rock out like you just one a tough case.  Rock out like your song just hit platinum.  Rock out like your song is top 100 for a decade.

Rock out like you got into college.  Rock out like your college won the National Championship in every sport.  Rock out like Titanic was sinking under your feet, but you escaped with your life and a valuable artifact.

Rock out like you made Broadway.  Rock out like you died, but you knew eternal paradise was waiting for you.  Rock out like you just ran out of oatmeal, but you still have Fruit Loops.

Rock out like your allergic to fruit, but you eat it anyway.

Rock out like you're Chase Hansen.

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